Post by Kelgerik on Jun 4, 2008 8:53:59 GMT 4
The Story Of Artix and Friends :
What happens when they all get a meeting at there mansion, where they live? Let's find out.
What do they do? Let's find out.
Are some of them Sane? Yes, they play D&D.
This is a story about there lives.
In the Mansion located in Isle 'De Oriens, where they plan.
Hiding from the Devourer!
Anything can happen, so be prepared!
At the end of the Story , I will tell you the Answers
Part 1 :
*Artix walks in Room with Undead head in hand, of Undead Skulls, Dead Dragons, and Magic Books.*
Artix : I used my head!
*Obnoxious Cheering*
Galanoth : DRAGONS!?!?!??!?!??!?
Artix : Galanoth cool down!
Galanoth : WEEEEE!!!
Artix : *Sigh*
Warlic : Galanoth...
Safiria : E can I turn you into a vampire?
E : No!
*Everybody but Galanoth leaves room*
Galanoth : *Snickers* *Clicks button that so he can see the "Invisible Dragon"
Invicible Dragon : Oh god....
Galanoth : *Smirks* *Kills Dragon* *Clicks button again*
*Everybody walks in*
Galanoth : Anyone want Draco Burgers?
Artix : Where did you get them?
Galanoth : You know that Invisible Dragon I told you about?
Everybody but Galanoth : Galanoth you feeling, ok?
Galanoth : Yes! Warlic told me about it!
Warlic : *Whistle*
Artix : Warlic...
Warlic : So who wants to watch TV?
Everybody : Me!
Thus the end of Part 1 of Artix and Friends.
What happens when they all get a meeting at there mansion, where they live? Let's find out.
What do they do? Let's find out.
Are some of them Sane? Yes, they play D&D.
This is a story about there lives.
In the Mansion located in Isle 'De Oriens, where they plan.
Hiding from the Devourer!
Anything can happen, so be prepared!
At the end of the Story , I will tell you the Answers
Part 1 :
*Artix walks in Room with Undead head in hand, of Undead Skulls, Dead Dragons, and Magic Books.*
Artix : I used my head!
*Obnoxious Cheering*
Galanoth : DRAGONS!?!?!??!?!??!?
Artix : Galanoth cool down!
Galanoth : WEEEEE!!!
Artix : *Sigh*
Warlic : Galanoth...
Safiria : E can I turn you into a vampire?
E : No!
*Everybody but Galanoth leaves room*
Galanoth : *Snickers* *Clicks button that so he can see the "Invisible Dragon"
Invicible Dragon : Oh god....
Galanoth : *Smirks* *Kills Dragon* *Clicks button again*
*Everybody walks in*
Galanoth : Anyone want Draco Burgers?
Artix : Where did you get them?
Galanoth : You know that Invisible Dragon I told you about?
Everybody but Galanoth : Galanoth you feeling, ok?
Galanoth : Yes! Warlic told me about it!
Warlic : *Whistle*
Artix : Warlic...
Warlic : So who wants to watch TV?
Everybody : Me!
Thus the end of Part 1 of Artix and Friends.
Part 2 :
*Doorbell rings, in that same room.*
Artix : *Opens Door* Greetings and Salutations! I am Artix, High Paladin-
Pizza Guy : I just came here to deliver a Pizza...
Artix : ...
Artix : ...Greetings and Salutations! I am-
Pizza Guy : FINE! HERE'S YOUR PIZZA! IM OUT OF HERE! *slams door*
*Cysero comes in*
Cysero : Hey, another free pizza!
Artix : Yeah. It happens every time I say that line...Who ordered this anyways?
*Galanoth comes in*
Galanoth : I ordered it...it is supposed to be bait for the Invisible Dragon that lives in my closet!
Artix : I thought you killed it!
Galanoth : Warlic made a new one.
Warlic : Hey, look at the time! I have to do some stuff right about now! HAVE A NICE DAY! OR ELSE!
*Warlic goes into the Main Entrance Closet*
Artix : ...That is the closet, Cy.
Warlic : I knew that...I just went in here for dramatic effect!
*Warlic comes out, and goes to his room*
Galanoth : Now, I must prepare for the Invisible Dragons!
Artix : There are no...Nevermind, lets just eat the Pizza.
Galanoth : But...the Dragons will eat my Dragonblade in my sleep if I don't give them Pizza!
Artix : But- *thinks for a moment* Well, how about the Invisible DragonSlayers will take out the Invisable Dragons if we eat this Pizza!
Galanoth : That sounds like a better plan then Cysero's...Let's eat Pizza!
Artix : *Opens Door* Greetings and Salutations! I am Artix, High Paladin-
Pizza Guy : I just came here to deliver a Pizza...
Artix : ...
Artix : ...Greetings and Salutations! I am-
Pizza Guy : FINE! HERE'S YOUR PIZZA! IM OUT OF HERE! *slams door*
*Cysero comes in*
Cysero : Hey, another free pizza!
Artix : Yeah. It happens every time I say that line...Who ordered this anyways?
*Galanoth comes in*
Galanoth : I ordered it...it is supposed to be bait for the Invisible Dragon that lives in my closet!
Artix : I thought you killed it!
Galanoth : Warlic made a new one.
Warlic : Hey, look at the time! I have to do some stuff right about now! HAVE A NICE DAY! OR ELSE!
*Warlic goes into the Main Entrance Closet*
Artix : ...That is the closet, Cy.
Warlic : I knew that...I just went in here for dramatic effect!
*Warlic comes out, and goes to his room*
Galanoth : Now, I must prepare for the Invisible Dragons!
Artix : There are no...Nevermind, lets just eat the Pizza.
Galanoth : But...the Dragons will eat my Dragonblade in my sleep if I don't give them Pizza!
Artix : But- *thinks for a moment* Well, how about the Invisible DragonSlayers will take out the Invisable Dragons if we eat this Pizza!
Galanoth : That sounds like a better plan then Cysero's...Let's eat Pizza!
Part 3 :
*We see Artix, Cysero, Galanoth, and E playing a game of D&D, with Artix as the Game Master*
Artix: ...Cysero, you enter a foul smelling dungeon with traces of undeath in it...what do you do?
Cysero: I equip my Custom Made Hammah + Bacon, and I do the Chicken dance as little Trobbles dance around me, summoning
the Great and Almighty Hykor! Demi-God of all that is Bacony Goodness!
Galanoth: I don't think you can do that...
Cysero: I roll for Hykor attacking Galanoth's Character, burning him to a Crispy Substance that is Not-Unlike Bacon!
*Cysero Rolls a d20*
Artix: ...Unfortunatly, that roll is over your AC, so you are turned into a...what was it again?
Cysero: A Crispy Substance that is Not-Unlike Bacon!
Artix: ...A Crispy Substance that is Not-Unlike Bacon...Okay, now E, do you want to-
E: I just realized that I can be slaying REAL vampires right now, and have REAL adventures right now, instead of imaginary ones!
Galanoth: I am sorry to say, but E has a point...I have not been slaying enough Invisable Dragons to fill my Status Quo.
Artix: THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS INVISABLE DRAGONS! Also, we have not even finished the first part of my 'Undeath of the Dead Realm of Dread Death Magic'!
E: I'm leaving.
Galanoth: Ditto. C'mon E, let's have REAL adventures together.
*E and Galanoth leave the game*
Cysero: ...Can I have their stuff, then?
Artix: *sigh* Go on a...Yoghurt break, or something...
Cysero: Did someone say Yoghurt?!
*Cysero dashes into the kitchen to get some Yoghurty Goodness*
Artix: Well...it seems that I have to find someone else to finish this part of the Campaign I made...
*Pae in Gecko Form comes up to the game*
Artix: Hey, Pae! Would you like to play D&D?
*Pae devours the Game, Game Peices, and Character Sheets, then leaves*
Artix: ...I am sad now...
Announcer Guy: Will Artix find someone to play with him? Will Pae reveal why she Devoured the Game? And what is with Cysero and Bacon and Yoghurt?
Artix: Hey, where did you come from?
Announcer Guy: Well, someone is paying me to be the AE Team's Official Announcer Guy...
Artix: Oh...that's cool then...do you want to play D&D?
Announcer Guy: Hey! That is not in my contract!
Artix: ...I am sad now...
Part 4
*BZS comes in, and casts a spell to make the game explode*
Artix: What was that for?
BZS: Well, it is part of my job...We shall see each other again someday...More things will explode, and muffins will start to drop from the heavens, but look out behind you.
*BZS leaves out the door*
Artix: ...What does he mean by 'Look out behin-
*Artix get's hit by a large Hammah*
Cysero: Why did you take my Muffins?
*Galanoth, Cysero, E, and the Announcer Guy are running away for their lives. After awhile, they stop at a Dark Cave that Smells of Fish*
Cysero: Wait...do I smell...Fish?
Galanoth: Oh boy...
*Suddenly, there is a rumbling sound as a voice is heard*
Voice: Hey there! It appears that, with the game, I have Devoured You also!
Cysero: But...we never entered the game untill we decided to go through a Harmless Portal!
Voice: ...TOUGH MUFFINS, YOU ARE IN MY STOMACH!
Galanoth: ...let me gues, Pae ate the game, did she?
Voice of Pae: Yes I did, and ate you guys with it! Now you have to find your way out of here.
Announcer Guy: Will the Trio ever get out of here? Will Pae ever stop Devouring (non)Useless JUNK?! AM I CRAZY?! YES I AM!!!
Cysero: Dude...we still need to get out of here...
Announcer Guy: ...That too!
Pae: Well, I have good news and Bad News...
Cysero: Can I have chocolate covered waffles?
Pae: No, but-
Galanoth: Are the Invisable Dragons after us?
Pae: Yes - I MEAN, THERE ARE NO INVISABLE DRAGONS! Now, the good-
E: Are the Dracopyres after us?
Pae: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER DISTRACTIONS TO TELL ME ABOUT BEFORE I GET TO THE NEWS?!
Cysero: Yes. Yes I do.
Pae: Good then - WHAT?!
Cysero: Now it is time for the CHICKEN DAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!
*obnoxious music starts playing*
Cysero: *starts dancing* Da-da-da-da-da-da-de, da-da-da-da-da-da-do, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da-da...
*a few hours later*
Cysero: ...Da-da-da-da-da-da-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the end.
Pae: Finished yet?
Cysero: Let me check...
*A few hours later*
Cysero: ...NOPE! Still have stuff to do!
Pae: Like what?
*Lights dim, and there is a spotlight on Announcer Guy*
Announcer Guy: When Mad Weaponsmith Cysero does the Chicken Dance, he turns into the superhero,
*then a spotlot comes on on Cysero, wearing a Badly Made superhero costume out of his Clothes, half a mask, a Blanket Cape, and no Shoes or Socks*
Cysero: Mad Weaponsmith Named Cysero Man!
E: Dude...that is the lamest name I have ever heard of...You just added 'Man' to your title!
MWNCM: But I have Super-Powers, like Turning Invisable!
*MWNCM then whirls around three times, nothing happening*
MWNCM: Now no-one can see me!
E: ...Yes we can-
MWNCM: NO YOU CAN'T! ...hey Galanoth, the Invisable Dragons want to see you!
Galanoth: Invisable Dragons?! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
E: Galanoth...Cysero just hasn't had any sleep for the past few days. Do not believe anything he says.
Pae: THAT IS IT! IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TO GET OUT OF ME, EVEN IF I HAVE TO THROW YOU GUYS UP, RELEASING YOU FROM MY STOMACH!
E: ...Which is not a bad idea...Cysero, do all you can to make a distraction, so we can get out of here!
MWNCM: Who is this 'Cysero' you speak of? I am Mad Weaponsmith Name Cysero Man! And yes, I will. As a favor to this 'Cysero'.
*MWNCM then takes his Custom Made Hammah + Bacon, and summons Hykor to do the Chicken Dance with him*
Hykor: Well, that was fun...now, time for me to fly out of here and make a big hole inside this cave thing!
Pae: What? That's it, im throwing you guys up!
Artix: What was that for?
BZS: Well, it is part of my job...We shall see each other again someday...More things will explode, and muffins will start to drop from the heavens, but look out behind you.
*BZS leaves out the door*
Artix: ...What does he mean by 'Look out behin-
*Artix get's hit by a large Hammah*
Cysero: Why did you take my Muffins?
*Galanoth, Cysero, E, and the Announcer Guy are running away for their lives. After awhile, they stop at a Dark Cave that Smells of Fish*
Cysero: Wait...do I smell...Fish?
Galanoth: Oh boy...
*Suddenly, there is a rumbling sound as a voice is heard*
Voice: Hey there! It appears that, with the game, I have Devoured You also!
Cysero: But...we never entered the game untill we decided to go through a Harmless Portal!
Voice: ...TOUGH MUFFINS, YOU ARE IN MY STOMACH!
Galanoth: ...let me gues, Pae ate the game, did she?
Voice of Pae: Yes I did, and ate you guys with it! Now you have to find your way out of here.
Announcer Guy: Will the Trio ever get out of here? Will Pae ever stop Devouring (non)Useless JUNK?! AM I CRAZY?! YES I AM!!!
Cysero: Dude...we still need to get out of here...
Announcer Guy: ...That too!
Pae: Well, I have good news and Bad News...
Cysero: Can I have chocolate covered waffles?
Pae: No, but-
Galanoth: Are the Invisable Dragons after us?
Pae: Yes - I MEAN, THERE ARE NO INVISABLE DRAGONS! Now, the good-
E: Are the Dracopyres after us?
Pae: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER DISTRACTIONS TO TELL ME ABOUT BEFORE I GET TO THE NEWS?!
Cysero: Yes. Yes I do.
Pae: Good then - WHAT?!
Cysero: Now it is time for the CHICKEN DAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!
*obnoxious music starts playing*
Cysero: *starts dancing* Da-da-da-da-da-da-de, da-da-da-da-da-da-do, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da-da...
*a few hours later*
Cysero: ...Da-da-da-da-da-da-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the end.
Pae: Finished yet?
Cysero: Let me check...
*A few hours later*
Cysero: ...NOPE! Still have stuff to do!
Pae: Like what?
*Lights dim, and there is a spotlight on Announcer Guy*
Announcer Guy: When Mad Weaponsmith Cysero does the Chicken Dance, he turns into the superhero,
*then a spotlot comes on on Cysero, wearing a Badly Made superhero costume out of his Clothes, half a mask, a Blanket Cape, and no Shoes or Socks*
Cysero: Mad Weaponsmith Named Cysero Man!
E: Dude...that is the lamest name I have ever heard of...You just added 'Man' to your title!
MWNCM: But I have Super-Powers, like Turning Invisable!
*MWNCM then whirls around three times, nothing happening*
MWNCM: Now no-one can see me!
E: ...Yes we can-
MWNCM: NO YOU CAN'T! ...hey Galanoth, the Invisable Dragons want to see you!
Galanoth: Invisable Dragons?! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
E: Galanoth...Cysero just hasn't had any sleep for the past few days. Do not believe anything he says.
Pae: THAT IS IT! IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TO GET OUT OF ME, EVEN IF I HAVE TO THROW YOU GUYS UP, RELEASING YOU FROM MY STOMACH!
E: ...Which is not a bad idea...Cysero, do all you can to make a distraction, so we can get out of here!
MWNCM: Who is this 'Cysero' you speak of? I am Mad Weaponsmith Name Cysero Man! And yes, I will. As a favor to this 'Cysero'.
*MWNCM then takes his Custom Made Hammah + Bacon, and summons Hykor to do the Chicken Dance with him*
Hykor: Well, that was fun...now, time for me to fly out of here and make a big hole inside this cave thing!
Pae: What? That's it, im throwing you guys up!