Post by kelgerik on Apr 7, 2008 10:52:12 GMT 4
IF ANY OF THE ARCH-SLAYERS WISH TO BE IN IT, PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!!
*This is a old comic me and my friend Bozman made...*
In the dark cave... where the is a little nob that says: DO NOT TOUCH!
If you touch the nob... you are transported to a faraway moutain...
Where the Artix Entertainment staff waits... thinking of ideas...
Playing Dungeons and Dragons... and thinking of ways to torture people...
If you touch the nob... you are transported to a faraway moutain...
Where the Artix Entertainment staff waits... thinking of ideas...
Playing Dungeons and Dragons... and thinking of ways to torture people...
Artix: Well... now that we're here toda....
Cysero: COFFEE! COFFEE! I want a 3 headed monkey...
Artix: Cysero... I said no. Put it AWAY!
Cysero: Fine...
Galanoth: Warlic... what'd you give Cysero... or well... what'd you tell him?
Cysero: He gave me nothing! He gave me the information about the invisible dragon in my room... you can't see it or anything but it's there... yeah...
Artix: Anyways... I was thinking that we enslave the men... the women... and those DAMNED elves!
Cysero: FINALLY! I got someone to build my doll house...
*Everybody looks at Cysero*
Artix: Cysero... to your room!
Cysero: NO!
Warlic: Cysero... don't you need to feed your Dragonslayer?
Cysero: No... he already fed.
Warlic: What did you feed him!?
Galanoth: Umm.... guys... we're running low on Dragon burgers.
Cysero: We know!
Artix: As I was saying....
Galanoth: Why is my cape gone? I was going to act like Superman and fly around and act like some cool guy...
Artix: But it's my turn to wear the cape!
*Knock, Knock, Knock*
Artix: What's that? How did someone find this place? It's top-secret!
*Cysero opens door*
Pizza Guy: Hi. My name is Phost... and here are your 10 Double Deluxe*10 pizzas.
IS THIS THE END FOR ARE UN-FORTUNATE HEROES - NOW THAT SOMEONE HAS FOUND THERE "TOP-SECRET" LAIR!? - WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF..... ARIX AND FRIENDS!
We're back....!
Artix: Quick bag him!
Cysero: Artix... it's okay.
Galanoth: Umm.... yeah. Thanks man! About time my pizza's got here!
Zhoom: Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
Pae: GECKO! GECKO! GEC... *cough, cough, cough*... KO!
Cysero: Rawr. Rawr. Rawr.
Artix: Guys... stop it!
Galanoth: Fine.
Warlic: Don't you need to feed your dragon, Cysero?
Cysero: Oh yeah!
*Cysero walks to his room, opens the closet, and walks in!*
Cysero: OH DEAR GOD! My invisible dragon who you can't see, feel, smell, or anything is gone!
*Everybody puts there face in there palm*
Kalanyr: Cysero...
Cysero: Yes... ?
Kalanyr: Pudding.
Cysero: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! WHERE?!?!??!
Kalanyr: The fridge....
Cysero: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YAY!!!!!
Artix: Why did we ever hire him again?
Cysero: What?
Artix: Nothing, Cysero.... it's okay.... shh! Eat your pudding.
Yulgar: You guys do realise the Pizza guy is still here?
Phost: Hi...
Artix: Are you over 18?
Phost: Yeah...
Artix: Do you know the keys on your keyboard?
Phost: Ye
Artix: YOU'RE HIRED!
We now have a new person in the staff. A man named Phost. Will he be a hit... or no?! ~ WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!