Post by UZ on May 27, 2008 22:26:24 GMT 4
Note: This is a random story.
Chapter one
Huh?
*in BattleOn'
Twig: I jwust fweel so lonwelyw...
Twilly: Hello, Twig! Need healing?
Twig: Dwoes twhat involwe fwish?
Twilly: Err... Nope?
Twig: *Cries*
*A masked man comes*
Twilly: Hello! Welcome to BattleOn! Need healing?
Masked man: Not again...
Twig: Look! Hwe hwas a bawg! Thewe's fwish and ice-cweaM! *Jumps to the bag*
Masked man: This is too easy. *Runs away*
Twilly: Need he... I mean, where did Twig go?
***
Kabroz: We need some job. Being ebil doesn't make money.
Zorbak: Meh, with my superb necromancer powers, I laugh at you.
Kabroz: Undead laughing?
Zorbak: Shut up. Maybe we can make gold?
Uncle Sham: Goold!!!!
Kabroz: Where did you come anyway?
Uncle Sham: Whoops, it burnzz!! *Goes back in time*
*Uncle Sham comes*
Uncle Sham: Goold!!!
Zorbak: How did you travel in time anyway?
Uncle Sham: I KNEW something was wrong! *Dies*
Zorbak: That was random.
Kabroz: Back to the topic of gold making. How?
Zorbak: Punt Twilly!!!
Kabroz: *Sigh*
Where was Twig taken? What's wrong with Uncle Sham? Will this story involve pigs? Find out sometime!
Chapter two
K'eld Naer
*In K'eld Naer*
Draklin: I don't like how people farm K'eld Naer. I don't like getting pwned over again.
Bree-Ha: Maybe that's the point!
Draklin: Oh my, another player coming!
Bree-ha: Argh another!!! [/no-life]
Draklin: Ending No-life means you're alive, you know.
Bree-Ha: Argh!
*Random level 1 adventurer comes*
Random level 1 adventurer: Thou shalt die!
Bree-Ha: Not again... These noobs are so noobish.
AE admins: Ban him! He used the word "Noob"!
Galanoth: Okies. *Bans Bree-ha and an AE admin*
Rhubarb: Have you gone mad? What did that admin do?
Galanoth: He used the word "noob".
Rhubarb: Meheheheh! *Bans Galanoth*
Draklin: ...
*A robber comes*
Robber: Hands up, moglin!
Draklin: Yay! I so like hidden camera! *Jumps to the robber's bag*
Robber: Get off from there! That idea was used in the last chaptah!
Draklin: Why do YOU use UZ's word "Chaptah"?
Robber: Argh it's cold!
Draklin: Hehe.
Robber: Now get off the bag before I CHARGE MAH LAZOR!
Random noob adventurer: Grah! That one is kidnapping a moglin! *Kills the robber*
Draklin: Hey! He was from the Hidden Camera! Oh well, if I can find his address...
Draklin: Yay! He lives in Zorbak's hideout. I'll travel there.
Find out in next chaptah!
Chapter three
<insert a name here>
Twilly: We must do something!
A random adventurer: Why?
Twilly: Twig has been kidnapped!
ARA: Punt Twig!
Twilly: Gah! Didn't you even listen?
ARA: Nope?
Twilly: Well, you must need healing!
ARA: Mwuhahahahah!!!
Twilly: Huh?
ARA: *Takes Twilly*
Yulgar: Twilly! Don't yo want some ice-cream?
Dewlok: I am so cool I don't want Ice-cream.
Yulgar: Fwish-flavored ice-cweam?
Dewlok: Can't... resist...
Yulgar: With licorice sauce?
Dewlok: YUK! *Kills Yulgar*
Hans: Meheheheh, I have waited this for a long time...
Dewlok: *Throws the ice-cream away* HE IS THE EMPEROR!!!
Hans: *gets a lightsaber* Dewlok, I am your uncle!
Dewlok: I don't have an uncle! *Gets a lightsaber*
Hans: This ends today!
Dewlok: I will never join you!
Hans: Together, we can be strong!
Dewlok: Me? And my uncle? Strong?
Hans: Your uncle? Ha, that's a paradox!
Dewlok: Meheheh!
Paradox: Argh! *Dies*
Hans: What was that?
Dewlok: It was a thing called paradox. Paradoxes -
Hans: Quiet, yo nerd!
Dewlok: Nerd?
Hans: Wait a minute... You are actually Nel in a disguise!
Dewlok: Seek the truth!
Th'bruutes: Yay!
Dewlok: Hello, Hippo!
Th'bruutes: Yay, it's Nel!
Dewlok: How are things with Epsilon?
Hans: CAN'T STAND!!! [/life]
Th'bruutes: Bye bye, Nel! *Leaves*
A random adventurer: How can a huge hippo get here?
Nel: MAGIC!!!1
ARA: Ach, it's a random MQer moglin! I must do it now! *Kidnaps Dewlok*
what will happen now? find out in thge next chaptah!